Tuesday, 3 September 2002

Personal

Our Survey Says

Inspired by a piece of writing on Everything2, I started wondering whether inspiration could come from anywhere. Abandoned on my desk was a Consumer Opinions Survey. It dawned on me these banal questionnaires contained the perfect framework for sketching out a new life.

My name is Alan Horrock. I live with my partner Julie. (Julie Talbot - once Gamble - reverted to her maiden name after separating from David, her school sweetheart. We're still waiting for the divorce to be finalised. I've never married.)

Julie combines a love of needlework with an increasing interest in military hardware. I'm not sure where this is leading to, but it dovetails nicely with my fascination for history.

I wonder whether the Police witness protection scheme know about this great time-saving device.

Posted by pab at 23:55